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Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense.
Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self.
If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.
Bar Chick has been chatted up on a few occasions (naturally), some work / some make us laugh / some make you call security. Cos you’ve been running through my mind all day” “Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? ” *Lick finger and wipe on guy/girl’s shirt* “Right, let’s get you out of those wet clothes” “Did you get your jeans on sale?
I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel” “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together” “Are you tired? ” CLASSIC/WEIRD “I bet you £10 you’re gonna turn me down” “I’ll cook you dinner if you’ll cook me breakfast?
Because in my house they’re 100% off” “Let’s bypass all the bullsh*t and just get naked” “I wish you were my big toe…
Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house” “Hey baby, I bet you Excel between the spreadsheets” “Do you know what a man with a 12 inch d*ck has for breakfast? Well I have bacon and eggs” “Oh sh*t, I just dropped the keys to my Porsche” “All those curves, and me with no brakes” “You know something?
You really look like my future ex-wife” Ask a girl to feel your jumper and then say: “what material is that?
” She will venture a guess, then you say: “boyfriend material” “F*ck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Sylvester?
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